John Cleese: Countries’ Responses To Imminent Threats
I would love to take credit for this brilliant piece of satire but it was actually written by British funnyman John Cleese — circa 2011. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events...
View ArticleEvening Classes For Men
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! – OPEN TO MEN ONLY – ALL ARE WELCOME Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course is over two days,...
View ArticleJoke Of The Week
I was at an Indian restaurant the other night and ordered the curried pelican. The meal was very nice but the bill was enormous!! A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced...
View ArticleAre Computers Male Or Female?
A group of men and a group of women were given a piece of paper and a pencil and asked to write down what gender they thought a computer might be, including four arguments to back up their reasoning....
View ArticleAnswering Machine Menu For Parents & Grandparents
My young grandson was visiting for Christmas and, out of the blue, he asked me how old I was. I told him 75. He was very quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at one?”...
View ArticleDo You Know Your Urban Slang?
Yesterday while watching a YouTube game review I scrolled down to the comments, which is always a futile exercise, only to discover that I didn’t recognise what I was reading. This could be down to my...
View ArticleDCT Tech News 2023 – Week 22
The System Shock reboot from Nightdive Studios is a faithful remake of the 1994 classic originally developed by Looking Glass Studios. Playing as a hacker you are trapped aboard Citadel Station which...
View ArticleQueen’s “Fat-Bottomed Girls” Cancelled
In a move said to be bowing to the cancel culture, woke mob, Queen has removed Fat Bottomed Girls from an edition of its 1981 Greatest Hits Vol 1 album for Yoto, a children’s music streaming and audio...
View ArticleThe Puzzle…
I came across this puzzle on X (formally known as Twitter). It seems to be one of those things that get posted and re-posted on both Facebook and Twitter. I like this one because I think I know the...
View Article… The Answers
(Ed note: If you missed the original post, you should read it first. Spoilers follow.) 1. Forget it – four “get it”s 2. Black Jack – word Jack surrounded by black 3. Somewhere over the rainbow – I...
View ArticleWant To Look Like A Simpsons Character?
Back in 2007, “The Simpsons Movie” came out and Burger King sponsored a website called “SimpsonizeMe.com” (the site is no longer active). It allowed you to upload your picture to turn you into a...
View ArticleThe Zombie Universe – On TV
Consider this an update on my other zombie article, Let’s Talk Zombies from July 2021, because a lot can happen in the zombie universe during the intervening years. As I mentioned in 2021, I managed to...
View Article“Everything’s Fine!” And Other TV Quotes
This is probably the most used saying in disaster, spy, homicide, kidnapping, and apocalypse-genre TV shows and films. And of course, when you see our hero speak those words, you know there’s trouble...
View ArticleLook Like A Hippie
I ran across this website through Facebook. It allows you to see how you would look as a Hippie, Vampire, Pirate, etc. It’s pretty simple to use. First, go to: Evadeaza Games You can select how you...
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